Albert Wesker:<br />Naughty All These Years

Albert Wesker:
Naughty All These Years

Embracing Rule 34

“Would you mind reading my Wesker Fanfic?”

Little did I know that when I booked a random gig in a game called Umbrella Chronicles playing a character named Albert Wesker in 2006 that 15 years later, I would be performing erotic fanfiction to an audience of 500 people in Atlanta, Georgia.

This is just one of the many unexpected journeys that the Resident Evil franchise sent me on over the years. But it is my favorite of them all. It started with odd requests from people on Facebook combined with a random reading at a Q&A panel that led me to the idea of creating not just a unique after-hours panel for convention appearances, but an actual show! I knew that these Resident Evil fans wanted to be in the Resident Evil reality and performing with the character Albert Wesker.

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So I made a blog post asking for fans to send me their favorite fanfics. After collecting so many of them and also commissioning a few combinations I was missing, I then went through all of them and tweaked the misogyny, flipping the script so to speak. I added in much more dialogue and humor, and then began trying it out at conventions. It started as a 30-minute show in Florida and 9 years later, it was a two-hour show at DragonCon.

It’s ALIVE!

I was truly proud of this show. I traveled with two colorful LED stage lights to create mood and I irked many a tech person trying to get the right A/V connections and lighting for the rooms I performed in. There were times I had to perform in a room that was next to a rave, and the audience still loved it! Resident Evil fans are truly a joy to perform for. But as the years went on, I realized half the audience didn’t even know Albert Wesker or Resident Evil , and that made me even happier that they would wait in line to see the show and laugh their asses off.

I always knew that one day I would have to stop performing it because I didn’t want to be 65 years old, collecting Social Security, and then getting on stage and talking about being honry! So when Capcom, after nine games, cast different actors in the voice role of Albert Wesker, I figured it was time to hang up the g-string, er, shades. And that just so happened to line up with my appearance at DragonCon in 2022, a perfect sendoff for a wild and wonderful chapter of my life.


The Erotic Proof

Without further ado, enjoy this final performance of
The Notorious Zombie-Related Erotic Fanfic Show!

The Notorious Albert Wesker Erotic Fanfic Show
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The FINAL Notorious Zombie Related Erotic FanFic Show

NOTE: Turn off lights, have your favorite vice handy, and “relax…”


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