Batteries Plus

Batteries Plus

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Overview: A Battery Store Discovers Irony

Batteries Plus, the national franchise that sells batteries, light bulbs, and phone repairs to people who have run out of all three, commissioned a series of radio commercials built on a parody of 1980s heavy metal rock radio. The spots center on a single conceit: a gloriously cheesy rock DJ, all reverb and misplaced intensity, treating the purchase of a car battery like the arrival of a new Judas Priest single. Voicing that DJ is D.C. Douglas, a Los Angeles actor with three decades of national commercial work behind him (and, somewhere in a drawer, presumably a warranty card he never mailed in). The joke works because the format it mocks is real. Anyone who lived through FM rock radio in 1987 remembers the echo effects, the growled station IDs, and the conviction that everything, including a Tuesday, was about to get extreme.

Production Personnel and Actors Involved

D.C. Douglas, the Voice Behind the Denim

Douglas is the entire on-mic cast, which is either an efficiency or a hostage situation depending on your view of solo performers. His resume makes the casting almost unfairly logical. He voiced Albert Wesker across the Resident Evil franchise, Legion in Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3, and Yoshikage Kira in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable, three roles that require total commitment to characters who take themselves far too seriously. That is precisely the skill a parody DJ demands. On the commercial side, Douglas served as the announcer for GEICO’s celebrity campaign from 2006 to 2008, fronted McDonald’s “Be the Sizzle” spots, and traded lines with Tom Kenny in Experian’s talking-computer ads (a phrase I typed with a straight face). He has also voiced radio spots for Sirius XM, Subway, Acura, and Publix, so the medium itself holds no surprises for him. The man knows exactly how much gravel to put in a voice before it becomes a lawsuit.

The Production Pipeline

Like most modern commercial voice-over, the work runs through Douglas’s broadcast-quality Los Angeles home studio, with remote directed sessions over Source-Connect and delivery in WAV or MP3. This is the unglamorous truth of the industry now. The smoky booth at a Hollywood facility has largely given way to a soundproofed room in an actor’s house, a preamp, and a turnaround measured in hours. Douglas typically delivers direct bookings within 24 hours, which means a regional radio buy can go from script to airwaves faster than an actual 80s metal band could agree on hair products. Retail categories like batteries and repairs lean on radio precisely because the medium is cheap, fast, and reaches drivers, the exact humans most likely to discover a dead battery at the worst moment.

Industry Impact and Fan Significance

Parody radio formats have a long, honorable history in advertising, because radio is the one medium that can mock itself without paying for a set. The Batteries Plus spots sit in that tradition, using genre nostalgia to make a commodity product memorable, which is the entire ballgame in retail audio. Industry-wise, the campaign illustrates two durable truths. First, humor outperforms specs when the product is functionally identical to its competitors; nobody has brand loyalty to a AA battery, but everybody remembers the DJ who screamed about one. Second, character voice actors with gaming and anime followings bring an audience that ordinary announcers cannot. Douglas’s fans, who follow him from Resident Evil conventions to anime panels, actively seek out his commercial work, giving a battery retailer something it never expected: fan engagement (imagine explaining that to a franchise owner in Wisconsin). The campaign asks nothing of listeners except that they remember where batteries live. It succeeds by being the loudest thing on the dial about the quietest purchase of your year.

Credits

Principal Credits

  • Client: Batteries Plus
  • Format: Radio commercial series, 80s metal rock radio parody
  • Featured Voice (The DJ): D.C. Douglas
  • Recording: D.C. Douglas’s Los Angeles broadcast studio, remote directed sessions via Source-Connect

Somewhere out there, a real former metal DJ heard one of these spots on his commute and felt seen, then slightly insulted, then seen again. That emotional whiplash is the campaign’s true deliverable. The batteries are incidental. The reverb is forever.