Usually December marks the death of foliage, diverse TV commercials and my career. But this year, thanks to my new voice over and theatrical agents, December is a reversal of fortune for me! So, staying true to my prostitutorial™ self, I will recap the month:
SLIME BALL
In the television category, we have the first in a series of small cameos I will be doing in an effort to rebuild my resume from a long list of cancelled shows to one with some sex appeal. I was on Raising Hope earlier this month. You may have missed me… Even if you saw the show. It’s a quick cameo (quick as in the time it takes to peg Marcus Bachmann’s sexuality):
And set your DVR for Castle in January, as I’ll show up at the end of the “Dial M For Mayor” episode for another cameo. And in February, as Blake’s Dad on Bucket & Skinner’s Epic Adventures. Then, in March, you’ll catch a glimpse of me on Franklin & Bash. I’m also on “avail” for NCIS Los Angeles! Keep fingers crossed, people!
SPORTS
Those who know me know that I am a huge sports fan. Not only that, I play those sportsy-like games every weekend, belong to a fantasy foosball club and can name every cast member of the Los Angeles Broncos (I’m a big Basketball nut!). So, it makes sense that you’d hear me on these current NFL promos:
And also as the weatherman contrasting how macho us sports geeks are:
But the biggest thing this month was:
ROBOTS
Did you see the Sneak Peek of Transformers: Rescue Bots on Saturday?! If not, you’re dead to me. 😉 No worries. The Hub usually repeats the shows another 237 times. The full season debuts February 18th, 2012! But, to get you acquainted with my Transformer character (I play “Chase”), I put together a quick sample:
Now, yes, I want you to watch the show, but the real way to help it become a success is to buy the toys! (The Hub is the only network driven by toy sales.)
How about that? A perfect opportunity to complete your xmas shopping list.
Happy Holiday! (Yes, I am a foot soldier in the war on Christmas.)
POST SCRIPT
I forgot to share my 1 line from Family Guy! Recorded it in 2009 for an episode it was cut from, but then magically appeared last week in a new episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlhn2EXuRI
There! Now that’s everything for December! … I feel much better.
