Dear Wikipedia User

2010:

Hi. Listen, it’s cool you have taken an interest in my page on Wikipedia. But please know that my legal birth name that I receive checks for and credits on TV shows is “D.C. Douglas.

NO OTHER NAME should be added to wikipedia.

As for film, TV and video game credits, I update IMDB to reflect accurately my work past. Though wikipedia says it’s not a reliable source (irony completely lost on them, I guess) I say that it is for me and you can pull credits from there and cite this page as proof they are correct.

2019:

Please protect page from random Trump supporters from twitter that are upset with my vocal political beliefs.

2022:

I currently have 2 stalkers who are trying to defame me with false accusations ranging from pedophilia to rape. I ask that the admins apply the appropriate wikipedia rules to these accounts and postings. If you need further clarification, use the “send a note” form.